Williams Funny One Line Quotes

Since My son has been has been talking more, he manages to throw me some one liners that help me to see he is very much in there mentally.

He knows exactly whats going on around him. Making women laugh is his favorite thing to do, and is a big flirt, with a twist of sarcasm I just love. Sometimes I have to correct his unfiltered choice of words or William finding the words. But over all I love listening to him because there is truth in what he says. So I added this page with his funny one liners only you would understand, and I’ve added some that will melt your heart. Enjoy!

I was doing paperwork while cooking. William says, “Papers take turns, I’m hungry”


We did calendar, he told me with a physical prompt the day. I asked him the weather he said, “chilly” Then I asked him. “Anything else? (Not expecting an answer.) He said, “Friday, time to spend money”


Here Are Some Sweet Things He Has Said

Mommy: “You look tired buddy why don’t you see if you can take a nap”.

Pooh: “No it’s daytime”

Mommy: “It’s okay to nap when it’s still daylight”

Pooh: “NO!”

Mommy “Why?” (Not expecting an answer)

Pooh: “I’ll miss you ♥”

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